Anonymous asked:
You get A LOT of chats.... how does one stand out to get a reply in your inbox?
Build a time machine. But not a normal time machine… a machine that extends time and makes more hours in the day. :) And then give that time-extending machine to me (maybe we could call it: “the real fountain of youth.”) I’m sure that’s a frustrating answer, but sometimes I don’t reply to super hot stuff, because I can’t.
But if you still want to give it a shot…
1. Be funny
2. Be hot (writing or pics or life stories)
3. Be nice (dominant behavior is not appreciated if I don’t know you… and even then if I haven’t given you the go ahead… I’d be cautious.. you never know what mood I’ll be in.) For example, you CAN say 1st “I really want to fucking fuck the ever-living shit out of you, and your daughter you whore-slut” but DO NOT SAY 2nd “I’m going to MAKE you fuck me.” The first statement is dirtier in language, and while the second seems nicer… it’s actually the dominant statement. It shows the true nature of the person. You can’t “Make” me do shit. The 1st statement get’s me wet the 2nd enrages me.
4. Don’t send me things that I wrote and tell me they are hot… I know… I mashed it up… I wrote it… I spent time picking out or making the gif. People who make their own posts are different from re-bloggers. I see & can tell from the note count if people like it. I pay attention to my metrics. And since I made the post, every note counts… a reblog or like is more helpful than chatting it back to me. I mean, I appreciate the love, but I have other ways to see if the post is engaged with.
5. Follow tumblrs unspoken and spoken rules (see my recent post). I don’t want to have to police my own chat. That’s not hot or sexy or fun.
6. Don’t just say “hi” or “hey” I appreciate how considerate you are being. The “hi” is like a knock on the door, but I’m a slut, just come right in and fuck me.